Heavy hoodie. Heavier statement.
The Split Squat hoodie takes one of the most hated (but most effective) leg day movements and gives it a proper attitude adjustment. Styled in a nod to classic metal aesthetics, this design isn’t here to whisper… it’s here to shout across the gym floor.
Because let’s be honest, if you’re doing split squats properly, it already feels like your soul’s getting dragged through the floor.
Built with a boxy oversized fit and dropped shoulders, this piece brings that effortless “don’t try, still look solid” energy. The washed finish gives it that worn-in, lived-in feel straight away, like it’s already survived a few brutal sessions.
At 380gsm, this is a proper heavyweight. Thick, structured, and made to hold its shape whether you’re warming up, grinding through sets, or just out and about pretending leg day didn’t nearly end you.
Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed so it stays looking sharp. No fading into nothing after a few washes.
Finished with a kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs, and double-stitched durability, because this isn’t fast fashion — it’s gear you’ll actually live in.
Details:
Care:
Wash inside out on cold. Hang dry. Treat it well, it’ll go through hell with you.
Heavy hoodie. Heavier statement.
The Split Squat hoodie takes one of the most hated (but most effective) leg day movements and gives it a proper attitude adjustment. Styled in a nod to classic metal aesthetics, this design isn’t here to whisper… it’s here to shout across the gym floor.
Because let’s be honest, if you’re doing split squats properly, it already feels like your soul’s getting dragged through the floor.
Built with a boxy oversized fit and dropped shoulders, this piece brings that effortless “don’t try, still look solid” energy. The washed finish gives it that worn-in, lived-in feel straight away, like it’s already survived a few brutal sessions.
At 380gsm, this is a proper heavyweight. Thick, structured, and made to hold its shape whether you’re warming up, grinding through sets, or just out and about pretending leg day didn’t nearly end you.
Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed so it stays looking sharp. No fading into nothing after a few washes.
Finished with a kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs, and double-stitched durability, because this isn’t fast fashion — it’s gear you’ll actually live in.
Details:
Care:
Wash inside out on cold. Hang dry. Treat it well, it’ll go through hell with you.
